Hindi

 

1)  Teacher:- Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hai, uska matlab kya hai?

      Student:- Sir, iska matlab hai ki Tiger online hai !!

2) Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?

    Kapil: Mendak.

    Teacher: 4 aur batao…

    Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item

3) Rohan & Mohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

   Rohan : Mohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.

   Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole : Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!