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1) Teacher:- Translate this sentence in English – Apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena?

      Boy Thinking….

      And

     answered…

    “FLUSH”

2) What's the best thing about Switzerland ?

      I don't know, but the Flag is a Big Plus.

3) The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.